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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Your big dick.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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