A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

How old is victor? Half past dead

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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