How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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