- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

go F*** yourself

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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