Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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