Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Dwarf Shortage

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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