A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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whats green and lives in the water

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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