Knock Knock.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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