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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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