two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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whats green and lives in the water

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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time to spruce up!

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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