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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Rush Limbaugh

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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