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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

whats hairy and crys your mom

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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