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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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