- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Knock, Knock Come in

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Killing your friend as a joke.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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