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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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