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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Roses are flowers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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