What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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The child was fired from his job.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Anti Joke

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