- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

One time i was sitting down

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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