You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

You are joking right?

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

why did the blue berry cross the road

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Matthew Wyckoff

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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