- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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