- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

whats hairy and crys your mom

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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