- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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