A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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