A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What's brown an sticky Shit

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Cripples are lame.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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