- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Your girlfriend.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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