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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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