- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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