Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Anti Joke

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