Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Hello

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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