- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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