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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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