Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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What is green and slow Grass.

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where's mom I killed her

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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