- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Albert <3 Hunter

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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