What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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well use a tissue!

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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