Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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