A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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