There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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Take part of what?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Oh, go away

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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