- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Detroit has a low crime rate

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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