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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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