- Anti Joke

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

123 f*ck off

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike