- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

what's the difference between a duck?

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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