knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Anti Joke

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