- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What is white and black and red all over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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