What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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