Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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