Cancer

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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No your aunties a joke

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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