IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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