kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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