why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow