Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What's 9+10? 19

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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SEX

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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