- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Roses are flowers.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Liverpool City Football Club

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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