Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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I'm tired.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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