- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

penis

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

hahahahaha thats not funny

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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