Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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