I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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