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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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