- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Gustavo Andrade

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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