- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

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