Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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