Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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