It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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