- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Why can't february march Because april may

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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