How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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cory is gay

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Anti Joke

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