Robin, get in the batmobile

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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What is 9+10? 19

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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