- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Dig Bick Your dislexic

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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