Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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